New World Record? 30 people on skis, holding hands, doing a backflip, and ALL of them land it.
Holy crap!
It's the loft of monsters.
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YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES
This is the only one of these I will ever reblog
Reblogging again because it is the TRUTH.
They are the couple I strive to be
THIS ^
YES PLEASE GOD SEND ME MY GOMEZ
“How long has it been since we waltzed?”
“Oh, Gomez… hours.”I idolized them as a kid. And I wanted to marry Morticia. Still do.
They were everyone’s OTP at one time. If you try & say otherwise— YOU BE LYING!!!
AND THEY WERE PERFECT PARENTS TOO!
They were fiercely proud of their children’s accomplishments.
They played together as a family.
They went to school plays, parent/teacher interviews, and helped with school work.
They co-parented, Gomez was just as active in raising their children as Morticia was.
When their children wanted something that they disapproved of, they were disappointed but relented because it would make them happy.
Plus, all TV married couples kind of hate each other and argue 90% of the time for the sake of comedy, but these two have always seemed to be forever and always in love, which is kind of sweet.
And if that’s only possible because they’re weirdos, what does that say about us?
I wanted to BE Morticia Addams.
I STILL want to be her.
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Sunday morning comics: “A lack of crackers”
Oh my god.
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(Source: trekkiekitty, via therotund)
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You forgot lower back. Yeah, I got dumped for having too much lower back hair one time.
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STFU, Conservatives: shegetsby asked: What is the response to someone when they say THIS... →
shegetsby asked: What is the response to someone when they say THIS diatribe?: “Why, exactly, do we think that criminals are going to adhere to the new laws when they so easily disobeyed the old ones?”Say, “If we outlaw guns, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children in the…
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nybg:
Inky cap mushrooms are popular items in the Tumblr rounds lately, and not without reason. They look like something out of a stop-motion Tim Burton fairytale. But what first strikes as fancy is a very real phenomenon; the “ink” produced by coprinoid mushrooms is in fact the liquefaction of the gills. They begin white, then turn black, sometimes oozing down as a means of distributing spores more effectively.
Rumor has it that this ominous goo also makes a neat writing ink, but I’d stick to your ballpoint.
Better yet, some inky caps are edible. Though, again, never pick and eat wild plants or fungi—like so many others, coprinoid mushrooms are notoriously hard to differentiate, and unless you’re a renowned mycologist, you could end up noshing on a fatal dose. Even those species that are edible have the potential to land you in the emergency room, owing to a funny (not so funny) phenomenon responsible for the mushroom’s alter ego: tippler’s bane.
Scarf an inky cap on a belly full of booze and you’ll run into a full stop of miserable reactions, up to and including a heart attack in rare cases. The more you’ve imbibed or plan to drink, the worse off you’ll be. Isn’t mycology fun? —MN
(Source: owlyne, via ichthyologist)
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Tom Tomorrow. No comment.
And remember - we couldn’t talk about gun control then because we couldn’t politicize the event. Or when it happened in Colorado. Or in Wisconsin. Or on Tuesday in Portland. Or any other time. Just like how Hurricane Sandy wasn’t the time to talk about climate change. Because apparently, when terrible things happen that are the direct result of right-wing legislation and beliefs, their sensibilities are too delicate to hear about it.
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