Harrison Ford Won’t Answer Star Wars Questions [x]
Sometimes if I flex
My butt muscles hard enough
My lower back pops
A haiku. You’re welcome.
I have no idea what this is from but it
"You heard the statistically average lady" ^.^
It’s from Better Off Ted. Sadly, at the end of the episode the Asian lady ends up with the douchy white guy leaving Lem sad and alone.
New World Record? 30 people on skis, holding hands, doing a backflip, and ALL of them land it.
This is the only one of these I will ever reblog
Reblogging again because it is the TRUTH.
They are the couple I strive to be
YES PLEASE GOD SEND ME MY GOMEZ
“How long has it been since we waltzed?”
“Oh, Gomez… hours.”
I idolized them as a kid. And I wanted to marry Morticia. Still do.
They were everyone’s OTP at one time. If you try & say otherwise— YOU BE LYING!!!
AND THEY WERE PERFECT PARENTS TOO!
They were fiercely proud of their children’s accomplishments.
They played together as a family.
They went to school plays, parent/teacher interviews, and helped with school work.
They co-parented, Gomez was just as active in raising their children as Morticia was.
When their children wanted something that they disapproved of, they were disappointed but relented because it would make them happy.
Plus, all TV married couples kind of hate each other and argue 90% of the time for the sake of comedy, but these two have always seemed to be forever and always in love, which is kind of sweet.
And if that’s only possible because they’re weirdos, what does that say about us?
I wanted to BE Morticia Addams.
I STILL want to be her.
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